..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
