If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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