According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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