10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
