Say something about gay babies.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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