Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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