its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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