Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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