She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
