and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
