3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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