i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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