Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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