So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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