Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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