Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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