I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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