He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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