I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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