Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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