if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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