i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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