i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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