Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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