She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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