Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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