we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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