What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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