I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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