even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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