pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Randomize
