A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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