okay pat passed out under dana's car
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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