The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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