If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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