I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Randomize
