If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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