It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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