You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
