You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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