We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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