How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You may now shotgun with the bride
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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