I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
