This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
