What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My vagina just clenched in fear
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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