Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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