Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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