jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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