he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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