I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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